I have something I need to tell you, " he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you,...
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Veronica Roth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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Scott Adams
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
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Lemony Snicket
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...
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Erma Bombeck
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Cassandra Clare
More Quotes By James K. Morrow
Manichean dualism is the single worst idea people ever came up with – this notion that you can divide humankind into the children of light and the children of darkness.
If a cavalcade of organized killing has nothing to teach us, I don’t know what does.
If there is a god, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him from satire.
Blessed are the mendacious, for they shall grow wealthy beyond their wildest dreams.
The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.
